Cold-filtered Charity

"You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning." Homer Simpson

It's true, I do love this country. Everyone here at the East Village Brewing Company does - we're patriotic folk. We love football, frito pie, and stealing couches from the quad when we think no one's looking but then realizing they belong to the hockey guys down the hall so throwing it out the window so they don't know it was you who stole it. 'Cause that's the American way, god damn it.

If you listen to the good people over at the Coors Brewing Company, we Americans also like cold beer. The colder the better I say! Hell, if you could run a dog sled team mushed by the abominable snowman straight to the iciest depths of Valhalla and steal a keg of silver bullets away from the Wampa that guards the ice-lined vault from which all Coors Light flows, I'll pull on my favorite pair of Freakie Freezies and toast to the yeti king himself for my frozen bounty.

But there's something I don't like...and it stinks worse than yesterday's wert...and that's children dying without getting their last wish. I say nuts to that! That's why Brewmaster Eric is proudly declaring his support for his good friend and Tastemaster Extraordinare Alex "Two-Step" Trepp's campaign to raise $1,500 dollars for the Make-A-Wish foundation by plunging himself into the Long Island Sound with some other genital-shriveling daredevils this coming Sunday.

As you sit down to watch the Superbowl, you'll probably raise a frosty cold beer glass to your lips, take a sip and think "aaaah... thanks yeti king, thank you for loosing free this delicious icy treat." As lowers your glass back to the table (onto a coaster please, you weren't raised in a fucking barn), so too will Alex lower himself gently into the briney deep, praying that all his extremeties survive the ordeal. If you'd like to toss some patronage his way, please feel free to show some Polar Bear Pride by clicking below:

Cold-Filtered Charity starring Alex Trepp

Thanks all - one of the main tenants of the EVBC charter is giving back, and as your humble Brewmaster I thank everyone for checking out the link to help out my boy Alex here.